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Last night, i was up until around two, reading for my women's and gender studies class. I reviewed the piece that i did an outline of that i was supposed to read on thursday, but i went to st.louis on that day, and didn't go to class. Yesterday, i told my professor that i hadn't gone over the material again recently, and if i could wait until,"tomorrow." She agreed, and so, last night, i read more material that i thought we were going to review today, after waking up at six thirty,  and also had a lot of problems getting out of bed, but i did, and grabbed a blanket, and when i got to class, found no one to be there. I called Daniel, who promptly told me we didn't have class on tuesdays. 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i'm on empty

I thought this conversation was awesome.

Kay:

mmph. I'm sorry Ben Sells

Ben:

things could be worse.

i did get over mono.

i could have tuberculosis, or herpes or something.

Kay:

hahahaha

Ben:

that'd be worse.

Kay:

herpes

Ben:

horrible disease

or ebola

what i really want right now is pie

Kay:

OOOO you could have CANCER

Ben:

actually

Kay:

I made pumpkin bread?

Ben:

mmmmmm

i think a sexually transmitted disease

or something like necrosis

would be a lot worse

Kay:

eek! 0.o I don't know what that is but it sounds weird

ewwww you could have

GENITAL WARTS

Ben:

basically herpes

Kay:

lol not really. Warts don't go away and come back. They just stay and build up like a fuckin' PLAGUE

Ben:

oh god

it's like genital acne, more like

Kay:

herpes is yea

warts.... ew.... I can't think of this anymore

EW

I'm going to see mommy tomorrow

Ben:

cooooool!

say hi to her from me. if she remebers who i am.

unless she doesn't like me. then don't say anything!

lol.

Kay:

she suprised me with the ticket .... I wasn't supposed to go anywhere

lol I'm sure she remembers you

Ben:

that one kid

who came here

that one time

Kay:

I have a pic of you in my room lol

Ben:

awww

i really wish you would have come to st.louis, kay.

but alas, your uterus had other ideas.

Kay:

lol my ovaries did

my uterus had no say in the process

Ben:

well, i count ovaries as part of the uterus

well

i guess you're right...

hm.

Kay:

lol you're wrong

Ben:

i'll ask my dad about it, he'll know a good word for the whole working system

i mean, they are connected.

Kay:

it's the "woman system"

sure but the cysts on my ovaries had nothing to do with their connection to my uterus

Ben:

okay, so your "feminine system" had different ideas

Kay:

why are we talking about my uterus.

Ben:

true true

i don't know

uteruses are pretty cool

Kay:

uh

....

sure?

Ben:

they're reallll stretchy!

and they make lots of cells!

from a biology loser's point of view, anyways. there's some pretty sweet organs.

Kay:

lol I've always been amused with manly parts. They're funny looking.

Ben:

psht, they're so boring

uteruses are so much more secretive

and undercover

Kay:

lol but the word penis is FUNNY.

Ben:

dammit! i forgot how to spell that word! that word that has tubes after it!

Kay:

fallopian tube?

Ben:

AHA

fallopian!

Kay:

lol

Ben:

i was going for fillopian

i knew i was wrong

Kay:

NOooooo, you lose

Ben:

yeah, well

i know how to say it

Kay:

we get all the pr etty parts. Boobs are pretty. Penis's aren't pretty.

Ben:

no, they're really not.

yes, breasts are beatiful, i'll give you that. they have an artistic aspect, of a sort.

Kay:

Though my anatomy teacher seemed to be amused by them...

yeah!! they definately do.

idk what to do with myself.

I need amusement

Ben:

i'm going to go get some pie.

i'm in rolla. you know, for about ten minutes on my way back to rolla, i somehow got into my head, "hey. maybe this won't be as shitty as i thought it would."

i really like various. i really, really like various.
other people should check out various. it's really good.
i should also listen to those cd's that ashley made for me. but i'm too busy listening to various.

also! there's this site. called last.fm . it's really cool, and records all the music you listen to, and sticks it up on the internet. fun stuff! any of you who really like music should check it out.

the only other really new thing in the world are:
i have quarters.
i have a wallet

masculine snails dance past my opaque lamp
insignificant caterpillars eat desks and peanuts
oboes and eggplants sing "the saints come marching in"
shuttling through soaring megamonuments and tinted glass :).
the mites band together to form a republic
my stomach rumbles!

whoo.

Ben Ben Ben. I like Ben. Ben is my friend. So I like Ben. Ben Ben Ben, Ben Ben Ben. He is cool. Yes, yes yes, this songs sucks because I can't write songs, but it's all true. Because Ben is my friend and he's cool, and his name is Ben. And I like my friends, so I like Ben. Ben Ben Ben.

song written by max/ashley.

we need to start a band :D

Well, a weekend in rolla has pretty much come and gone. worn itself out.
i've missed a grand total of about six things from rolla. they are:
emma, mary margaret, liz, brianna, food, and driving.
i didn't get a chance to go to alex's pizza, but i'm going to try to make my way over there tomorrow. you can't beat alex's. not did i get to go eat pie :(. i guess i'll just have to save some of that stuff until a later date.

i did however have a pretty fun evening. it was spent watching excel saga, playing halo 2, and watching casablanca. preeeetty interesting. although the heat is out in the car i usually drive, which was a bit unhappy.

meh. i'm glad to be getting back out of here though. i wish i could bring all the food back with me.

i'm eating a banana!

what the fuck, i'm so pissed. i'm so fucking pissed, i don't know what i'm going to do, but i'm really, really, really pissed off.

so, i went to my friend's house last night, to watch a movie before i went to a party, but for some dumbass reason, i left my phone upstairs, so when i got called a billion times when the party started, it didn't wake me up, because i fell asleep. at eleven oclock. on a friday night. i managed to wake up at five in the morning, and freeze my ass off on the way back to my dorm room. oh, and lucky me, i left my keys back at the place i just came from, so i can't even leave my dorm room for more than five minutes, because i don't have my keys.

on a better sidenote...
wait a minute, there's not one. fuck.